new aesthetic: cryptidcore
- kitschy t shirts and keychains from souvenir shops depicting the local urban legends and monsters
- glow in the dark stuff and generic alien themed stuff
- tin foil hats
- muffled x files, gravity falls, and twilight zone theme songs playing in the distance
- staring into the night sky and wondering if we’re alone
- lots of pictures of the woods and abandoned houses
i get anxiety because idk what will come after postmodernism
if i was a poetic meter i’d be stressed stressed
hugs? pouring wine? why are the orphan black creators wasting their time on trivial things when they could be figuring out how to make tatiana maslany make out with herself?
oh my god but they are so totally gonna cry when they finally get it on