everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard
describing eye colors isn’t actually v helpful as a description??? talk about the makeup smeared on the left side, the lines under their eyes, the sloppily cut hair obscuring their eyes from view, how bloodshot or sunken they seem in the face, how wide they go at the slightest sound, how glassy and unblinking they seem, how they’re always darting away
all of that tells me a bit more about the character than whatever shade of gemstone they most resemble, seriously
can we all take a moment and appreciate how catching fire was a perfect book adaptation. like some fandoms don’t even get that, some fandoms get the main character to have the wrong hair color.
yeah but you forget how the hunger games fandom got the main character with the wrong skin color
if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
if Cas ever talks about Mary in canon to Dean
like, game over, man
it makes me really sad when people have bad teachers because then you get people who are like “god i hate physics so much” but it’s because nobody’s explaining it well and they don’t get it. like they could have become passionate about physics but instead they shut it out forever. this applies to every subject.
“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.
how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
best part of 2012: getting into Supernatural
worst part of 2012: getting into Supernatural
i love how on doctor who madame vastra will be like “oh i’m a lizard woman from the dawn of time and i solve crimes in victorian london” and everyone is fine with that
and then she’s like “also i have a wife” and everyone is like
what
no
impossible
In which Dean Winchester has a hard time saying “I love you.”