Cas using “hella” in his everyday speech
“this is hella dumb dean”
“this is hella gay dean”
“this is hella dangerous dean”
“I gripped you tight and raised you from hella dean”
Supernatural Season 9 Wish List - Sample Script #1
*addendum: cas does yoga in the nude under the sun and dean pretends to sunbathe outside near him with his sunglasses on but actually he’s checking out those glutes.whispering poses in the hopes that cas will do them
“downward facing dog downward facing dog”
"aw yeah u salute that sun you son of a bitch god damn”
imagine we get a scene in season 9 where sam walks into the shower room and one is occupied. sam asks “dean, i’m making pancakes. you want some?” and dean peeks his head out of the shower and says ‘sure, man’ and sam asks where cas is. he says he doesn’t know. when sam leaves, someone pulls dean back into the shower. we know it’s cas.
Dean and Cas renting a beach house. (◡‿◡✿)
Dean and Cas taking long walks along the shore. (✿◠‿◠)
Dean and Cas holding hands, digging their toes in the sand, watching the sunset. (◕‿◕✿)
no but cas is in chinatown and there’s that shop with all those lucky cats and the store-owner smiles at cas warmly and says, “here, you take one of these to your wife for good luck.”
“wife?” cas asks but he takes one anyway because he likes the way its little paw bobs and he could use some luck
the next time he sees dean he gives him the lucky cat and dean’s all frowny like “the fuck is this for?” and cas just kinda smiles and shrugs~*~*~
After a while of traveling alone, hunter!Cas shows up at the bunker wearing military fatigues, Aviators, and a fucking thigh holster, and toting a Predator crossbow.
Dean gives Sam the keys to the Impala and croaks, just drive. Anywhere. For a long time.
Dean honestly believing that his relationship with Cas is purely platonic until one random morning when he sees Cas bent in concentration over his shoelaces or glaring at the coffeepot or helping Sam with research
and then it’s like getting the wind knocked out of him adnd he can’t breathe for a few seconds and all he can think is “what have we been doing”
i bet dean and cas roleplay pon farr
#’it is highly illogical for me to allow my hands to be tied up captain kirk’ #’yeah well it’s also highly illogical for me to put my tongue in your ass but guess what’s about to happen’
Dean and Cas playing footsie under the table (◡‿◡✿)
Dean resting his hand on Cas’ thigh (◠‿◠✿)
Cas surprising Dean with random kisses throughout the day (⊙‿⊙✿)
Dean putting his hand in the back pocket of Cas’ jeans \(◕‿◕✿)/
Dean and Cas doing lots of couple things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
list of some of the ways dean and cas could kiss
- soft, in the last moments of consciousness before falling asleep wrapped in each other
- fierce, a silent plea of ‘don’t leave me’ and the inevitable reply of ‘i might have to’
- desperate, finally acting upon years and years of untold words
- lingering, that first breathless moment of wondering if any of this is truly real
- cautious, with hands kept clenched close to sides, sure that the other will push them away
- relieved, accompanied by a harsh cry when they find each other alive
- content, with smiles and slight laughter, built upon years of stability
cas gets snapchat and sends dean pictures of everything in existence all the time
‘dean aren’t the patterns of these leaves curious’
‘dean do you want the strawberry or the peanut butter pop tarts’
‘dean look at these two squirrels making love, isn’t nature a marvel’
when Dean comes in from doing yardwork and he’s all sweaty and he comes into the kitchen and Cas is like “do NOT touch me you’re gross" and Dean goes “oh you don’t want me to touch you" and Cas is like “no stay away from me you smell no NO DEAN DON’T" and Dean chases him around the kitchen and tackles him onto the floor and smears his sweaty face all over Cas
Dean using Cas’s tie to reel him in for a quick kiss (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
let’s talk about dean and cas at the seaside
dean splashing water at cas’ face and laughing until he chokes
cas tackling dean and pulling him under the water until he’s spluttering and completely wet
dean kissing the salt from cas’ lips as the waves wash around them
and sam rolling his eyes from the beach and smiling because he’s never seen such a pair of overgrown children