when u were hoping to get cummies but ur dad isnt there
uoa:
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
*hears santa enter my home*
shit s h it
*clears my browser history*
no:
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
so I inadvertently inspired an orgy in the sluttiest dorm on campus with my friend because yesterday he and I ran in wearing bras and telling people “we’re here for the orgy” because in the first two weeks on campus there have been 3 orgies in that dorm and apparently after we left the dorm building a group of people decided to go for the fourth orgy